Sep
10
2012

Baby Guns

So I says to the little woman, I says, “Little woman, have you noticed how many news-stories there is about people gettin’ shot?” And she says, “Seems like every other story is about shootin’, if you ask me … which ya did. AND there’s some folks sayin’ what we need is more guns if we’re gonna fix the problem. Dang, there’s a lot of a’holes in the world!” I figgered she’d bring up the more-guns [...]

Aug
19
2012

Play Frickin’ Ball!

So I says to the little woman, I says, “Little woman, I’m readin’ an article here where it says they’re mollycoddlin’ pitchers these days and that’s why there’s so many broken wings in the Big Leagues.” And she says, “They’re just a bunch a whinin’ wussy-ass millionaires, you ask me.” And I says, “Well there’s an easy solution to the problem.” Then she says, “You’re gonna tell me, ain’t ya?” So I says, “Of course, [...]

Aug
18
2012

Go Gandhi!

So I says to the little woman, I says, “Little woman, have ya noticed that there’s a lotta berserkers around these days? I mean look at that berserker in Wisconsin shootin’ up the Sikh temple and the fuzzy-headed halfwit in Colorado doing the same thing to some folks going to a movie. Not to mention the Cheshire cat in Norway bringin’ his idea of joy to a kids’ summer camp. The list just keeps on [...]

Aug
13
2012

Cars or Bikes?

So I says to the little woman, I says, “Little woman, where do you stand on the war between cars and bikes? And don’t gimme some wussy-ass nonsense about we all got to get along and share the road. Take a flippin’ stand! Cars or bikes?” And she says, “Like I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I mean how many lanes does a road have?” So I says, “Two.” And she says. [...]

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